Alvies The Congress

All About The Congress

Having a pair of Teju lizard boots in your closet makes you a social chameleon, able to blend in wherever you go. Wear your lizards with almost anything to almost anywhere and never feel over- or under-dressed. For instance, you can wear The Congress to:

• Your wedding
• Your divorce hearing
• Backyard barbecues
• A meeting with your congressman
• A meeting with your bail bondsman
• Your graduation
• The Grammys
• Day drinking
• Night drinking
• A job interview
• A first date
• A last date
• Flamenco dancing
• A St. Patrick’s Day house party, paired with holey jeans and a sleeveless green pearl snap shirt, where you attempt to do a jig and sing Drunken Sailor while barely holding onto a bottle of Irish whiskey (just as a hypothetical)